The perfect way to remind yourself (and everyone else) just how amazing you really are. Made of high-quality, heavyweight resin. We're talking murder weapon heavy.
All six of these sentiments included:
- Proudly presented to myself for being awesome.
- Undisputed champion of everything.
- You are the winner of my heart (and other organs).
- Let it be known that I am best at life. Always.
- For outstanding achievement in being better than everyone else.
- For tireless contribution to the earth by existing.